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Disturbing news 14/04/2015 19:33
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: Notícia preocupanteTranscription ↓A.P.: Geez! It says here that excessive coffee drinking increase the risk of eye damage... Did you see it?Programmer: No... I saw nothing... (Holding a walking stick and wearing sunglasses)T-shirt: .:..::.:..::.:.
Goals 13/04/2015 21:42
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Metas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Alexandre Torres"; Boss: Our projects are running late. I was wondering and realized how to improve our approach. From now, we won't work with deadlines, but with goals Programmer: Goals?(…) leia mais
Configuration file 07/04/2015 22:21
The system does nothing 06/04/2015 22:34
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sistema não faz nada Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "César Rodrigues"; Boss: The client said the system is broken and it's not working. He said it does nothing. Programmer: What was he trying to do? Was he registering new customers?(…) leia mais
Easter eggs 03/04/2015 10:25
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ovos de Páscoa Transcription ↓Programmer: Alonso, where's the "Save" button on the form? Alonso: I took off... Programmer: What??? And how will it save the information? Alonso: The user only needs to type down, R, up, L, Y, B Programmer: Are you crazy??(…) leia mais
Hurry up the development 02/04/2015 22:23
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Adiantar a entrega Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Alezio Wanderley"; Manager: We need to hurry up the development in two days. Is it possible to deliver the system tomorrow? Programmer: No way. It's too much for short time...(…) leia mais
Great initiative 01/04/2015 09:48
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ótima iniciativa Transcription ↓string sender; sender = "Nairon"; Boss: From today you'll be solo at the project, because our customer only have funds to one man/hour Programmer: So, the deadline will be changed? Boss: No, it will remain the same.(…) leia mais
Did you try to google it? 31/03/2015 23:54
Does not work on the server 30/03/2015 09:21
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não funciona no servidor Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Adriano Dias"; Alonso: Dude, the files I uploaded to server aren't working yet... Programmer: Are you sure you have uploaded all needed files from your computer?(…) leia mais