PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@computeiro"; Boss: Did you make those important updates we talk last week? Dev: Those updates that I said they were irrelevant? Boss: I don't remember the details, but I know that you had to do it...(…) leia mais
Artigos marcados com a tag boss
Total equality 08/03/2022 12:06
Internet issues 03/03/2022 15:52
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Guilherme Carvalho"; Programmer: Boss, we can't remote update the user's software 'cause they're having some Internet issues... Boss: Well... Do you know how to solve these "Internet issues"?(…) leia mais
More prominent 01/03/2022 10:43
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Wender Fernandes"; Boss: The system report is not good enough. Can you make the title more prominent? Programmer: More prominent? Only if I print it blinking! Boss: Is it hard to do? Programmer: PLOP!(…) leia mais
New requirements 25/02/2022 10:26
Turbo! 23/02/2022 17:06
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Turbo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Leonardo Chaves Cavalcante"; Boss: The users are complaining about the slowing on file processing. Programmer: Man, here's the problem: the system is retrieving all database in each processed line... Boss: Wait!(…) leia mais
The algorithm 22/02/2022 15:16
Why didn't I think of that 30/11/2016 16:01
It worked yesterday 24/11/2016 19:16
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ontem funcionava Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "william"; Boss: The customer called and told that the feature "X" stop working, and yesterday it was working well. Check the server and the databases and blah blah blah... (later...(…) leia mais
Is it clear? 21/11/2016 10:17
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Está claro? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "von_e"; Boss: So, I already scheduled with the client the installation for tomorrow... (Programmer chokes with coffee) Programmer: Tomorrow??? What? How? Why? Nobody told us! No email, no call, nothing!(…) leia mais