PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Linhas de Código Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Diego"; Boss: Dev, I noticed you took the whole day to complete this PR (Pull Request). Why did it take so long? Dev: I first had to figure out how the integration APIs worked in order to develop...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Proatividade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Proactive Programmer"; Boss: Dev, congratulations! Thanks to your initiative in caching the bank account queries, we have extra money in the budget this year! Dev: Wow, thank you!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Liberação de Documentos Bloqueados Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Better not to tell"; Boss: The client requested an automatic block on financial documents. Another user must release the documents for payment. (A few months later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Quem foi? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Anonymous"; Boss: Programmer, the client is furious!!! This last bug caused a huge loss for them!!! Programmer: Oh my! Boss: STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND FIND OUT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Luã Govinda"; Dev Woman: Boss, how are we going to improve the company's DevOps culture? Boss: We're going to acquire tools for that... A.P.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Captcha difícil Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "anonymous"; Boss: After the security update, some of the users are having issues to access. The system asks to click on every parking meter images, then they can't log in...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Falando em código Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "DEV Anonimo e cansado"; (Boss passing by the development room and not understanding anything of the conversation) (Boss in the meeting not understanding anything the devs say) Boss: You talk only in(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Rebranding Transcription ↓(The office of a fictional social network) Boss: Since I bought this network, I started to charge to increase the reach, I changed the rules some times, I let hate speech happen and the network is still strong, up and running...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Métodos ágeis Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Eduardo Paulino"; Boss: Hey, Dev. You are taking too long to deliver your tasks!(…) leia mais