PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Quem foi? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Anonymous"; Boss: Programmer, the client is furious!!! This last bug caused a huge loss for them!!! Programmer: Oh my! Boss: STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND FIND OUT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Luã Govinda"; Dev Woman: Boss, how are we going to improve the company's DevOps culture? Boss: We're going to acquire tools for that... A.P.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Captcha difícil Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "anonymous"; Boss: After the security update, some of the users are having issues to access. The system asks to click on every parking meter images, then they can't log in...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Falando em código Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "DEV Anonimo e cansado"; (Boss passing by the development room and not understanding anything of the conversation) (Boss in the meeting not understanding anything the devs say) Boss: You talk only in(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Rebranding Transcription ↓(The office of a fictional social network) Boss: Since I bought this network, I started to charge to increase the reach, I changed the rules some times, I let hate speech happen and the network is still strong, up and running...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Métodos ágeis Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Eduardo Paulino"; Boss: Hey, Dev. You are taking too long to deliver your tasks!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Verifique com o Robson Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Valdevir"; Dev: Boss, I was reviewing the code you asked me and I found the comment: /* Peter, check with Robson how we're going to do */ Dev: Who is this Robson? Boss: I don't know.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Carrão Transcription ↓string sender = "xvs"; Dev: Wow, boss! What a car, huh?? Boss: Yeah... I just got it from the store Dev: Congrats! Boss: Thank you! But look, I'm sure that if you devote yourself, work hard and give your best...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Andre Vicente Neves"; Boss: Dev, did you delivered the new version to the qa team to test it?(…) leia mais