Artigos marcados com a tag boss

Hard captcha

16/08/2023 15:18

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Captcha difícil Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "anonymous"; Boss: After the security update, some of the users are having issues to access. The system asks to click on every parking meter images, then they can't log in...() leia mais

Code talking 31/07/2023 18:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Falando em código Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "DEV Anonimo e cansado"; (Boss passing by the development room and not understanding anything of the conversation) (Boss in the meeting not understanding anything the devs say) Boss: You talk only in() leia mais

Rebranding 28/07/2023 13:36

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Rebranding Transcription ↓(The office of a fictional social network) Boss: Since I bought this network, I started to charge to increase the reach, I changed the rules some times, I let hate speech happen and the network is still strong, up and running...() leia mais

Agile methods 10/06/2023 01:50

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Métodos ágeis Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Eduardo Paulino"; Boss: Hey, Dev. You are taking too long to deliver your tasks!() leia mais

Check with Robson 04/04/2023 11:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Verifique com o Robson Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Valdevir"; Dev: Boss, I was reviewing the code you asked me and I found the comment: /* Peter, check with Robson how we're going to do */ Dev: Who is this Robson? Boss: I don't know.() leia mais

New car 30/03/2023 07:57

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Carrão Transcription ↓string sender = "xvs"; Dev: Wow, boss! What a car, huh?? Boss: Yeah... I just got it from the store Dev: Congrats! Boss: Thank you! But look, I'm sure that if you devote yourself, work hard and give your best...() leia mais

Delivered to test 13/10/2022 09:01

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Andre Vicente Neves"; Boss: Dev, did you delivered the new version to the qa team to test it?() leia mais

Important updates 18/04/2022 13:54

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@computeiro"; Boss: Did you make those important updates we talk last week? Dev: Those updates that I said they were irrelevant? Boss: I don't remember the details, but I know that you had to do it...() leia mais

Total equality 08/03/2022 12:06

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓(Meeting) Boss: Today is the International Women's Day and I'm very proud to announce that, from today, our company has a total equality policy among everyone! Cheerings: Yeeeyy! Nice! Great decision!() leia mais

Internet issues 03/03/2022 15:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Guilherme Carvalho"; Programmer: Boss, we can't remote update the user's software 'cause they're having some Internet issues... Boss: Well... Do you know how to solve these "Internet issues"?() leia mais

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