PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nada vermelho Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Cyber Alex"; Programmer: So, this is how your site looks after we apply the new layout... User: No, you have to change this!(…) leia mais
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All day playing that game 30/10/2015 23:21
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nesse jogo o dia inteiro Transcription ↓(Working on-site from a client's office) User came in with Programmer's Boss: Did you see it? I told you... He stays all day playing that game... Boss: Oh, it's ok. That "game" he is allowed to "play".(…) leia mais
Legacy software 27/10/2015 21:48
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Sistema legado Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Antonio"; User: Hi, remember me? You wrote an inventory control system years ago... It's saying "vb6 error 61 disk full", do you know what is it? Programmer: Well, I can check it at home...(…) leia mais
Hard to read 09/10/2015 22:07
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Difícil de ler Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Ricardo Kajihara"; Alex: Dude, are you ready? Programmer: For what? Alex: I'm forwarding you an user message... The message: Subject: Hard to understand the images.(…) leia mais
Download error 01/10/2015 23:43
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no download Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Dumatus"; Boss: The user must to be logged in to download, so when they click on download button the system must show the login form. Programmer: Ok. (Some time later...(…) leia mais
Capital Letters 15/09/2015 21:27
Weird behavior 24/04/2015 14:19
Outdated report 17/04/2015 15:38
The system does nothing 06/04/2015 22:34
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sistema não faz nada Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "César Rodrigues"; Boss: The client said the system is broken and it's not working. He said it does nothing. Programmer: What was he trying to do? Was he registering new customers?(…) leia mais
Great initiative 01/04/2015 09:48
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ótima iniciativa Transcription ↓string sender; sender = "Nairon"; Boss: From today you'll be solo at the project, because our customer only have funds to one man/hour Programmer: So, the deadline will be changed? Boss: No, it will remain the same.(…) leia mais