PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Hyago Brendoll"; Friend: Dude, is it possible to recover some photos that I deleted from my USB stick? Programmer: Yes, if you didn't overwrite them yet... Friend: What??(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Silva"; Boss: At the board of directors we decided to redistribute the tasks to improve the process... From now on, Alonso will be exclusively on System A, A.P.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Maiúsculas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Victor G."; User: Since you updated the system my computer is writing everything on capital letters!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mais um desenvolvedor Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Boss: How much time do you need to finish your tasks? Programmer: About 18 hours Boss: Ok. And if I add another developer, could you finish until 12pm?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Comportamento estranho Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "João Gabriel"; User: The poll you created for our site has kind of a weird behavior... Programmer: How weird? Because it's already approved...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sistema não faz nada Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "César Rodrigues"; Boss: The client said the system is broken and it's not working. He said it does nothing. Programmer: What was he trying to do? Was he registering new customers?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Já tentou o Google? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "@adriells"; Nephew: How can I convert that string to uppercase? Programmer: Did you try to google it? Nephew: No... I'll try! Nephew: It didn't work!(…) leia mais

Original: Programa para celular Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rodrigo Ottero; Boss: How is the development of that phone app? Programmer: Well, using only one resource, at part-time, I estimate 25 days... Boss: But why will it take so long?(…) leia mais

Original: Logo da empresa Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Tadeu Classe"; User: The company logo is not being displayed on the system reports! Programmer: hmmm... Have you inserted the logo at the system? User: No, we didn't have a logo yet... But we have a business card. It fits?(…) leia mais