Date validation 23/05/2022 01:21

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real story;
string sender = "Vitor Amaral de Melo";

Dev: Alonso, get the form I sent you and write a validator to check the year the user type to not allow a wrong year!
Alonso: Ok!
(A time later...)
Code:
if ($row_year[0] != '1969' &&
$row_year[0] != '' &&
$row_year[0] != '0000' &&
$row_year[0] != '1916' &&
$row_year[0] != '0216' &&
$row_year[0] != '0215' &&
$row_year[0] != '0206' &&
$row_year[0] != '0162' &&
$row_year[0] >= 2017 &&
$row_year[0] <= 2019) {

Dev: PLOP!
Dev: Alonso! Please, do me a favor... Check down there and see if this is a real story...
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Important updates 18/04/2022 13:54

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real story;
string sender = "@computeiro";

Boss: Did you make those important updates we talk last week?
Dev: Those updates that I said they were irrelevant?
Boss: I don't remember the details, but I know that you had to do it...
Dev: Don't you remember the details?
Dev: In this case, I did it!
Boss: Great!
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T-shirt: Do not touch while updating

I had a dream 24/03/2022 10:21

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real story;
string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride";

A.P.: Dude, I had a dream last night that got me more tired at morning...
Programmer: Really? What did you dream?
A.P.: I don't remember it all... But, in my dream, when I would finish anything, something weird happened, so we had to start over from zero every time. Then it got to a looping, nothing going right, and repeating forever...
Programmer: Tell me, by chance did you dream you worked here?
A.P.: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Deja vu is a glitch in the Matrix

Junior, mid-level or senior 22/03/2022 13:44

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string sender = "rodrigo";
Alonso: Man, how can I know if I'm junior, mid-level or senior?
Developer: Oh, it's simple...
Developer: If other people get mad with your work, you're junior. If no one gets mad, you're mid-level.
Developer: However, if you are the one who gets mad with the others, then you're senior...
Alonso: Uhhh...
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Camiseta: In your case it's undefined

Habemus Discord! 21/03/2022 16:07

The Developer's Life Community on Discord

From now on, The Developer's Life has a community on Discord!

It's a place to chat, discuss technologies, ask for help, help anothers, share funny stuffs and also to be aware of everything we do, like the new comics or whatever.

Go to discord.developerslife.tech and join our community! It's mainly in portuguese (because I'm brazilian and I have many contents in portuguese, like videos and podcast), but it has the English channel.

To be aware 14/03/2022 01:45

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string sender = "Eduardo Franzoni";

Programmer: Alonso, did you request the merge of that feature?
Alonso: oh, yes!
Alonso: By the way, could you do me a favor?
Programmer: What?
Alonso: Could you explain to me what does this update I just wrote? Just for me to be aware...
Programmer: PLOP!
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Camiseta: Logo The Developer's Life

Total equality 08/03/2022 12:06

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(Meeting)
Boss: Today is the International Women's Day and I'm very proud to announce that, from today, our company has a total equality policy among everyone!
Cheerings: Yeeeyy! Nice! Great decision!
Boss: Therefore, from now, every man in our company wil have their incomes reduced by 25%!
Men: WHAT???
Boss: Also, they will receive some harassment or dirty talk from our board members...
Men: AHN???
Boss: And that's not all. After work the man will have to wash their dishes, take care of home work and the children. They will also wash their own clothes and will be judged by their appearance at work...
Boss: And they will be insecure to walk in the street, get an uber or to stay at some closed place with another person...
Programmer: Wait, Boss... I think that may exist a better way to reach equality...
Boss: Don't you think that if it would exist, they would have tested it already?
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Camiseta: Respect women

Captcha! 07/03/2022 10:12

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real story;
string sender = "Anderson Kemper";

(A few years ago, but not so many...)
User: I'm receiving a lot of spam from that contact form in the site. Is there any way to stop that spam?
Programmer: We could use a captcha on that form... Do you know, that "I'm not a robot" box
User: Don't be silly... Robotics are not so advanced!
Programmer: PLOP!
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Camiseta: Don't panic

Internet issues 03/03/2022 15:52

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real story;
string sender = "Guilherme Carvalho";

Programmer: Boss, we can't remote update the user's software 'cause they're having some Internet issues...
Boss: Well... Do you know how to solve these "Internet issues"?
Programmer: It depends on what are these issues
Boss: So, do this: You access there and solve these issues from here...
Programmer: PLOP!
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Camiseta: Internet == Magic

More prominent 01/03/2022 10:43

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real story;
string sender = "Wender Fernandes";

Boss: The system report is not good enough. Can you make the title more prominent?
Programmer: More prominent? Only if I print it blinking!
Boss: Is it hard to do?
Programmer: PLOP!
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Camiseta: <blink>?</blink>

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