PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Desconfiado Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Bruno"; Colleague: Your app doesn't work... Dev: Let me see... You're offline! Colleague: Nobody told me that... Dev: There is a warning on your screen...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: O anexo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marciel"; Dev: Dude, look this... User opened a ticket and wrote only "the new form is not working". How can I imagine what is happening? Paul: Jeez... I don't believe... Wait!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Ricardo"; User (on phone): Hi, Dev! Your system is not working! When I ask for a report, it crashes! Dev: Wait a minute, I'll see the logs... Dev: Wow!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo Luiz"; Dev: Alonso, check the source code, it is crashing on line 23... Alonso: Ok, I'll see it... Code: data = self._get_data() Alonso: Oh, I got it! I already learned how to fix this kind of errors.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Gilmar Lopes"; User (on phone): Good morning, I'm having an issue with your system. I can't read the barcode using the collector Dev: Weird... It works on my machine! Dev: Could you, please, read the barcode for me?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fax Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kako Silva"; User: Did you receive a copy of the error? Programmer: Yes, but... I received only a blank page. I think the intern scanned the wrong side of the report... User: No, that's the error.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Botão com erro Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Rômulo Nóbrega"; (Presentation...) User: So, the system crashes when I click on that button Programmer: Okay, I'll see it later on your machine User: No, as it is already open, click there...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no relatório Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fernando Rodrigo Cardoso"; Boss: The report is inconsistent, you'll have to rewrite it. Programmer: What's going on? Boss: When I ask a report without any filter, it shows all records.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Formulário simples Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Ricardo @Galfurion Junqueira"; User: The subscription form you created is not working. Your programming thing is all wrong! Programmer: But I tested the form and it's working.(…) leia mais