PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Luã Govinda"; Dev Woman: Boss, how are we going to improve the company's DevOps culture? Boss: We're going to acquire tools for that... A.P.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Null pointer Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Porungo"; Alonso: Man, I'm getting some weird errors from the system where I'm working... Could you help me find the reason? Dev: Wait...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Desconfiado Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Bruno"; Colleague: Your app doesn't work... Dev: Let me see... You're offline! Colleague: Nobody told me that... Dev: There is a warning on your screen...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Campo Numérico Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Robsão"; Colleague: Did you see it? That field doesn't allow letters, only numbers! Dev: Yeah...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: O anexo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marciel"; Dev: Dude, look this... User opened a ticket and wrote only "the new form is not working". How can I imagine what is happening? Paul: Jeez... I don't believe... Wait!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Era uma base muito engraçada... Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Lucas Caran"; (Talking via chat) Dev: Paul, do you know the "HA" database password? Paul: hahahaha Dev: What's the fun? Paul: No, it's the password Dev: What password?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Cardápio em papel Transcription ↓(In a coffee shop) Waitress: Do you want the menu, Mr.? Dev: Yes, thanks! (Dev, holding the menu) Dev: It's nice to have the menu in paper sometimes... (Dev unfolds the menu and it has only a big qr-code) Dev: PLOP!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Métodos ágeis Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Eduardo Paulino"; Boss: Hey, Dev. You are taking too long to deliver your tasks!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Layoff Transcription ↓real story; A.P.: Hey, man...