PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo Luiz"; Dev: Alonso, check the source code, it is crashing on line 23... Alonso: Ok, I'll see it... Code: data = self._get_data() Alonso: Oh, I got it! I already learned how to fix this kind of errors.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Gilmar Lopes"; User (on phone): Good morning, I'm having an issue with your system. I can't read the barcode using the collector Dev: Weird... It works on my machine! Dev: Could you, please, read the barcode for me?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Guilherme"; Dev: So, Alonso, we have to develop the updates from our local system. Please, make a new branch on git, while I finish some features on the other project... Alonso: Alright! (More than 3 hours later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Selma"; Dev (at phone): Hello, Internet Service Provider! Your system says that I used all my internet limit, but I know I didn't use it all yet! Call center: Good morning.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Vitor Amaral de Melo"; Dev: Alonso, get the form I sent you and write a validator to check the year the user type to not allow a wrong year! Alonso: Ok! (A time later...) Code: if ($row_year[0] !(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; A.P.: Dude, I had a dream last night that got me more tired at morning... Programmer: Really? What did you dream? A.P.: I don't remember it all...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo Franzoni"; Programmer: Alonso, did you request the merge of that feature? Alonso: oh, yes! Alonso: By the way, could you do me a favor? Programmer: What? Alonso: Could you explain to me what does this update I just wrote?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Anderson Kemper"; (A few years ago, but not so many...) User: I'm receiving a lot of spam from that contact form in the site. Is there any way to stop that spam? Programmer: We could use a captcha on that form...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Guilherme Carvalho"; Programmer: Boss, we can't remote update the user's software 'cause they're having some Internet issues... Boss: Well... Do you know how to solve these "Internet issues"?(…) leia mais