Artigos marcados com a tag real

Null pointer

19/09/2023 16:28

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Null pointer Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Porungo"; Alonso: Man, I'm getting some weird errors from the system where I'm working... Could you help me find the reason? Dev: Wait...() leia mais

Suspicious 06/09/2023 10:06

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Desconfiado Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Bruno"; Colleague: Your app doesn't work... Dev: Let me see... You're offline! Colleague: Nobody told me that... Dev: There is a warning on your screen...() leia mais

Hard captcha 16/08/2023 15:18

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Captcha difícil Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "anonymous"; Boss: After the security update, some of the users are having issues to access. The system asks to click on every parking meter images, then they can't log in...() leia mais

Numeric field 07/08/2023 18:10

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Campo Numérico Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Robsão"; Colleague: Did you see it? That field doesn't allow letters, only numbers! Dev: Yeah...() leia mais

Code talking 31/07/2023 18:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Falando em código Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "DEV Anonimo e cansado"; (Boss passing by the development room and not understanding anything of the conversation) (Boss in the meeting not understanding anything the devs say) Boss: You talk only in() leia mais

Rebranding 28/07/2023 13:36

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Rebranding Transcription ↓(The office of a fictional social network) Boss: Since I bought this network, I started to charge to increase the reach, I changed the rules some times, I let hate speech happen and the network is still strong, up and running...() leia mais

I think the printer is broken 30/06/2023 15:08

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Acho que a impressora quebrou Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Alonso: Dude, I'm trying to print the page 2 from the report, but it doesn't work! I think the printer is broken! Dev: Great, I "love" printers...() leia mais

Attachment 22/06/2023 17:13

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: O anexo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marciel"; Dev: Dude, look this... User opened a ticket and wrote only "the new form is not working". How can I imagine what is happening? Paul: Jeez... I don't believe... Wait!() leia mais

A funny database 19/06/2023 19:23

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Era uma base muito engraçada... Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Lucas Caran"; (Talking via chat) Dev: Paul, do you know the "HA" database password? Paul: hahahaha Dev: What's the fun? Paul: No, it's the password Dev: What password?() leia mais

Agile methods 10/06/2023 01:50

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Métodos ágeis Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Eduardo Paulino"; Boss: Hey, Dev. You are taking too long to deliver your tasks!() leia mais

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