PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Quem foi? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Anonymous"; Boss: Programmer, the client is furious!!! This last bug caused a huge loss for them!!! Programmer: Oh my! Boss: STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND FIND OUT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Luã Govinda"; Dev Woman: Boss, how are we going to improve the company's DevOps culture? Boss: We're going to acquire tools for that... A.P.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Null pointer Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Porungo"; Alonso: Man, I'm getting some weird errors from the system where I'm working... Could you help me find the reason? Dev: Wait...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Desconfiado Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Bruno"; Colleague: Your app doesn't work... Dev: Let me see... You're offline! Colleague: Nobody told me that... Dev: There is a warning on your screen...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Captcha difícil Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "anonymous"; Boss: After the security update, some of the users are having issues to access. The system asks to click on every parking meter images, then they can't log in...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Campo Numérico Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Robsão"; Colleague: Did you see it? That field doesn't allow letters, only numbers! Dev: Yeah...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Falando em código Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "DEV Anonimo e cansado"; (Boss passing by the development room and not understanding anything of the conversation) (Boss in the meeting not understanding anything the devs say) Boss: You talk only in(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Rebranding Transcription ↓(The office of a fictional social network) Boss: Since I bought this network, I started to charge to increase the reach, I changed the rules some times, I let hate speech happen and the network is still strong, up and running...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Acho que a impressora quebrou Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Alonso: Dude, I'm trying to print the page 2 from the report, but it doesn't work! I think the printer is broken! Dev: Great, I "love" printers...(…) leia mais