PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Podemos usar jQuery Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "tardelli"; (A good few years ago...) Developer: So, we can use jQuery for the layout... Project Manager: Oh, great idea!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Linhas de Código Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Diego"; Boss: Dev, I noticed you took the whole day to complete this PR (Pull Request). Why did it take so long? Dev: I first had to figure out how the integration APIs worked in order to develop...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Proatividade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Proactive Programmer"; Boss: Dev, congratulations! Thanks to your initiative in caching the bank account queries, we have extra money in the budget this year! Dev: Wow, thank you!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Liberação de Documentos Bloqueados Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Better not to tell"; Boss: The client requested an automatic block on financial documents. Another user must release the documents for payment. (A few months later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Quem foi? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Anonymous"; Boss: Programmer, the client is furious!!! This last bug caused a huge loss for them!!! Programmer: Oh my! Boss: STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND FIND OUT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Luã Govinda"; Dev Woman: Boss, how are we going to improve the company's DevOps culture? Boss: We're going to acquire tools for that... A.P.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Null pointer Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Porungo"; Alonso: Man, I'm getting some weird errors from the system where I'm working... Could you help me find the reason? Dev: Wait...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Desconfiado Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Bruno"; Colleague: Your app doesn't work... Dev: Let me see... You're offline! Colleague: Nobody told me that... Dev: There is a warning on your screen...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Captcha difícil Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "anonymous"; Boss: After the security update, some of the users are having issues to access. The system asks to click on every parking meter images, then they can't log in...(…) leia mais