PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Biometria Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Danielle Arruda"; (about 10 years ago...) Dev (a woman presenting the system): So, in this version we implemented biometrics, where each employee will be identified by their fingerprint...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Profissional Versátil Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Helton"; A.P.: Wait, man... Are you creating the icons for the report? Why don’t you just ask the designer? Dev: Yeah, so...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Pair Programming com ChatGPT Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "João Bueno"; Dev: Dude, you know CSS isn’t really my thing, right? I needed to create a parallax effect, so I asked both ChatGPT and Gemini for help.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Erro Pneumático Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Ricardo"; User (on the phone): Hi, I’m not able to make the entries for one of the trucks here.

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Podemos usar jQuery Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "tardelli"; (A good few years ago...) Developer: So, we can use jQuery for the layout... Project Manager: Oh, great idea!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Linhas de Código Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Diego"; Boss: Dev, I noticed you took the whole day to complete this PR (Pull Request). Why did it take so long? Dev: I first had to figure out how the integration APIs worked in order to develop...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Proatividade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Proactive Programmer"; Boss: Dev, congratulations! Thanks to your initiative in caching the bank account queries, we have extra money in the budget this year! Dev: Wow, thank you!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Liberação de Documentos Bloqueados Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Better not to tell"; Boss: The client requested an automatic block on financial documents. Another user must release the documents for payment. (A few months later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Quem foi? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Anonymous"; Boss: Programmer, the client is furious!!! This last bug caused a huge loss for them!!! Programmer: Oh my! Boss: STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND FIND OUT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE!(…) leia mais