PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Captcha difícil Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "anonymous"; Boss: After the security update, some of the users are having issues to access. The system asks to click on every parking meter images, then they can't log in...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: O anexo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marciel"; Dev: Dude, look this... User opened a ticket and wrote only "the new form is not working". How can I imagine what is happening? Paul: Jeez... I don't believe... Wait!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Ricardo"; User (on phone): Hi, Dev! Your system is not working! When I ask for a report, it crashes! Dev: Wait a minute, I'll see the logs... Dev: Wow!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Denilson"; Dev: Dude, look this... Recently I published a chrome extension. Basically, it reloads the page in some interval... A.P.: Cool! Dev: But look this comment at the store Comment: "...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Davi Lima"; User (by phone): Hi, there's an issue about your system, I've just opened a ticket about it, could you resolve it for me? Dev: Wait, let me see it...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Gilmar Lopes"; User (on phone): Good morning, I'm having an issue with your system. I can't read the barcode using the collector Dev: Weird... It works on my machine! Dev: Could you, please, read the barcode for me?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Anderson Kemper"; (A few years ago, but not so many...) User: I'm receiving a lot of spam from that contact form in the site. Is there any way to stop that spam? Programmer: We could use a captcha on that form...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novos(?) requisitos Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kumar Sudhanshu"; Boss: Our client has new requirements: they want to move to cloud, revamp UI, responsive design... Programmer: Cool!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Turbo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Leonardo Chaves Cavalcante"; Boss: The users are complaining about the slowing on file processing. Programmer: Man, here's the problem: the system is retrieving all database in each processed line... Boss: Wait!(…) leia mais