PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Proatividade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Proactive Programmer"; Boss: Dev, congratulations! Thanks to your initiative in caching the bank account queries, we have extra money in the budget this year! Dev: Wow, thank you!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Liberação de Documentos Bloqueados Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Better not to tell"; Boss: The client requested an automatic block on financial documents. Another user must release the documents for payment. (A few months later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Desconfiado Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Bruno"; Colleague: Your app doesn't work... Dev: Let me see... You're offline! Colleague: Nobody told me that... Dev: There is a warning on your screen...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Captcha difícil Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "anonymous"; Boss: After the security update, some of the users are having issues to access. The system asks to click on every parking meter images, then they can't log in...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: O anexo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marciel"; Dev: Dude, look this... User opened a ticket and wrote only "the new form is not working". How can I imagine what is happening? Paul: Jeez... I don't believe... Wait!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Ricardo"; User (on phone): Hi, Dev! Your system is not working! When I ask for a report, it crashes! Dev: Wait a minute, I'll see the logs... Dev: Wow!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Denilson"; Dev: Dude, look this... Recently I published a chrome extension. Basically, it reloads the page in some interval... A.P.: Cool! Dev: But look this comment at the store Comment: "...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Davi Lima"; User (by phone): Hi, there's an issue about your system, I've just opened a ticket about it, could you resolve it for me? Dev: Wait, let me see it...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Gilmar Lopes"; User (on phone): Good morning, I'm having an issue with your system. I can't read the barcode using the collector Dev: Weird... It works on my machine! Dev: Could you, please, read the barcode for me?(…) leia mais