PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Falha de segurança Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Paulo J."; Boss: Our system has an extreme security flaw and I need you to fix it immediately! Programmer: What is happening?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Valor da nota Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Flávio S. Pires"; Programmer: Where do I inform this increase value from invoice to the user's report? Boss: No, you don't. Just decrease this value from total value, then it's Ok.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Amigo Designer Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Gramathur"; Designer: Man, I got a new job to us. The client wants it in two months. I'll draw the layout and you do the programming Programmer: ok (Three weeks later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Documentação Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Mike"; Boss: Our client said his users don't know how to use the program. So, write a documentation to them. Programmer: Ok, I'll do it and include it on help section (Some time later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Botão Invisível Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Conrado Adolpho"; Boss: Our client wants a invisible button on system to access site statistics without anyone else know how he does Programmer: What an awful idea!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Do futuro Transcription ↓Programmer: Hey, who are you? Programmer from the future: I am you, from the future... - Geez!(…) leia mais

Original: Prioridades Transcription ↓Programmer: Hey, Boss! We need to improve our ticket system. I suggest to create 3 priority levels: Urgent, very urgent and extremely urgent... A.P.: Without medium and low priorities? Programmer: Have you ever seen here anything with priority lower than urgent? A.P.: You're right...(…) leia mais

Original: Hora extra Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "bidú"; Boss: Are you busy tonight? Programmer: Why? Boss: I need a favor. It's quick... Programmer: What would it be? Boss: I need you change all DNS on our company, then change server version from Debian to Fedora... Just an update.(…) leia mais

Original: Injection Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Diego Pablo"; Programmer: You shouldn't pass a form field value right to the SQL. A hacker could manipulate your query! Alonso: Oh, but I don't do this! First I put the value on a variable, then the variable goes to the SQL! Programmer: PLAFT!(…) leia mais

Original: Programa para celular Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rodrigo Ottero; Boss: How is the development of that phone app? Programmer: Well, using only one resource, at part-time, I estimate 25 days... Boss: But why will it take so long?(…) leia mais