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Our site is slow

25/10/2016 14:56

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: O site está demorando para carregarTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "Daniel";Boss: Our site is very slow, could you check what is happening?Programmer: The internet is down, boss...Boss: Hmmm... It could be that, right?Programmer: PLOP!--T-shirt: Could be

Earn money 11/10/2016 11:09

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ganhar dinheiro com site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "ronan"; User: I want you to create a new website for me, because I want to earn a lot of money from it Programmer: Okay, but what kind of site? User: Well, you are the specialist...() leia mais

The intern's dream 27/09/2016 10:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sonho do estagiário Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi"; Alex: ha ha ha.. Programmer: What's going on? Alex: Did you ever ask the intern why he wants to be a programmer? Programmer: No...() leia mais

Top secret 26/09/2016 14:15

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Top secret Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "André Barbosa"; User: I have a revolutionary idea for a website, which will make a lot of money! How much do you charge to develop it? Programmer: I need more details to estimate the costs...() leia mais

Web development 16/08/2016 02:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Sistema para web Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@notsodeep"; Boss: Finally, after 8 months of development, the system is what we expected. Now I need you to turn it accessible online Programmer: What?? But it wasn't designed this way.() leia mais

A fluffy site 03/08/2016 14:28

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Site fofo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@tberne"; Programmer: So, what do you expect from your site? User: I would like a fluffy site! Programmer: Uh... And what do you mean by "fluffy"? User: Well... A fluffy site, like... cottony!() leia mais

New site 11/04/2016 17:05

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Stefano"; Boss: We have to create a website on 15 days! Programmer: But it's a simple site, just html and css? Boss: No. A complete one, with pictures too! (Programmer's glass breaking) -- T-shirt: 3.() leia mais

Nothing red 19/11/2015 23:45

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nada vermelho Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Cyber Alex"; Programmer: So, this is how your site looks after we apply the new layout... User: No, you have to change this!() leia mais

Blacklist 22/09/2015 21:47

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: BlacklistTranscription ↓Boss: The customer asked if we have a list of sites to block at work...Programmer: Oh, yes. Wait a minute...Programmer: Alonso, please, just send me your browsing history...

Designer friend 24/03/2015 21:37

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Amigo Designer Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Gramathur"; Designer: Man, I got a new job to us. The client wants it in two months. I'll draw the layout and you do the programming Programmer: ok (Three weeks later...() leia mais

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