PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Ricardo"; User (on phone): Hi, Dev! Your system is not working! When I ask for a report, it crashes! Dev: Wait a minute, I'll see the logs... Dev: Wow!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Wender Fernandes"; Boss: The system report is not good enough. Can you make the title more prominent? Programmer: More prominent? Only if I print it blinking! Boss: Is it hard to do? Programmer: PLOP!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fax Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kako Silva"; User: Did you receive a copy of the error? Programmer: Yes, but... I received only a blank page. I think the intern scanned the wrong side of the report... User: No, that's the error.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: Seleção naturalTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "Ana Carolina";Boss: Did you finish the report?Programmer girl: Yes, I did. Who will homologate it?Boss: Life...Programmer: FACEPALM!--T-shirt: With or without emotion?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo novo, relatório velho Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Ferrari"; User: I need a new field in the report... Programmer: Okay. No problem. (Later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no relatório Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fernando Rodrigo Cardoso"; Boss: The report is inconsistent, you'll have to rewrite it. Programmer: What's going on? Boss: When I ask a report without any filter, it shows all records.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Claudio Ramone"; Boss: I need the new report for today urgently! Programmer: ok (Later) Programmer (to Alex): Weird... Look this: Clothes $2,000.00, shoes $500.00... I wonder who would be that customer...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Relatório desatualizado Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Vinícius Michelan"; User: The report is completely outdated! It's displaying info from 2 years ago, from march 2013 Programmer: hmmm...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Valor da nota Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Flávio S. Pires"; Programmer: Where do I inform this increase value from invoice to the user's report? Boss: No, you don't. Just decrease this value from total value, then it's Ok.(…) leia mais