Artigos marcados com a tag alonso

I got it! 21/06/2022 10:18

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo Luiz"; Dev: Alonso, check the source code, it is crashing on line 23... Alonso: Ok, I'll see it... Code: data = self._get_data() Alonso: Oh, I got it! I already learned how to fix this kind of errors.() leia mais

New branch 30/05/2022 08:46

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Guilherme"; Dev: So, Alonso, we have to develop the updates from our local system. Please, make a new branch on git, while I finish some features on the other project... Alonso: Alright! (More than 3 hours later...() leia mais

Date validation 23/05/2022 01:21

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Vitor Amaral de Melo"; Dev: Alonso, get the form I sent you and write a validator to check the year the user type to not allow a wrong year! Alonso: Ok! (A time later...) Code: if ($row_year[0] !() leia mais

Junior, mid-level or senior 22/03/2022 13:44

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓string sender = "rodrigo"; Alonso: Man, how can I know if I'm junior, mid-level or senior? Developer: Oh, it's simple... Developer: If other people get mad with your work, you're junior. If no one gets mad, you're mid-level.() leia mais

To be aware 14/03/2022 01:45

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo Franzoni"; Programmer: Alonso, did you request the merge of that feature? Alonso: oh, yes! Alonso: By the way, could you do me a favor? Programmer: What? Alonso: Could you explain to me what does this update I just wrote?() leia mais

Right Column 30/01/2017 09:46

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coluna Logo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "marlon de frança xavier"; Programmer: Alonso, who did create the products table? Alonso: Me... Programmer: Why does it has a column named "right" storing the products' barcodes? Alonso: The boss asked for...() leia mais

ls-l 24/01/2017 03:31

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: ls -l Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "leonidas kirotawa"; Alonso: You know about Linux, right? How can I list the files in terminal? Programmer: Type "ls -l" Alonso: No, it's not right... "Command not found" Programmer: It can't be, It's native...() leia mais

Optimized procedure 22/11/2016 13:58

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fast & Fatal Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Programmer: Alonso, you need to optimize that procedure. It takes too long to execute... Alonso: Okay... (30 min later...) Alonso: I did it... Programmer: Oh, let me see... Geez! How fast!() leia mais

Integration table 03/11/2016 16:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tabela de integração Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo"; Alonso: Ready! I finished the integration table from user's database to our database... (Later...) Programmer: Alonso, why didn't you store our database ID in the integration table?() leia mais

Upper join 19/08/2016 14:25

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Upper join Transcription ↓string sender = "Reinaldo Fiorentini"; Alonso: Dude, help me to find the error on that query Programmer: Why don't you indent your code?? Indent it to ease the understanding...() leia mais

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