Artigos marcados com a tag coffee

Linkedin Profile Picture

09/08/2023 15:45

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Foto do Linkedin Transcription ↓(Job interview) Interviewer: Well, you have a good CV, great technical skills, but, unfortunately, in your Linkedin Profile Picture you're holding a beer. It's very unprofessional and we can't hire you.() leia mais

Coffee effects 31/03/2023 11:24

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Efeitos do café Transcription ↓(Many instances of Dev on same room) Dev: Nothing like a brand new coffee to work! Dev: So, that idea can make us rich... Dev: Cool, I have already registered the domain Dev: What's going on?() leia mais

National Coffee Day 29/09/2015 18:24

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Dia Nacional do Café Transcription ↓A.P.: Dude, what's going on today?? We never had so many problems and so many calls on tech support... Programmer: Today is the National Coffee Day... A.P.: So... ?() leia mais

Learn binary! 19/09/2015 22:41

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Vitality 04/05/2015 09:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Vitalidade Transcription ↓(Sometime in the future...) Guy: Cool... At your age you sir keep working, dedicated... What is the secret to be with that age with that vitality?() leia mais

Disturbing news 14/04/2015 19:33

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: Notícia preocupanteTranscription ↓A.P.: Geez! It says here that excessive coffee drinking increase the risk of eye damage... Did you see it?Programmer: No... I saw nothing... (Holding a walking stick and wearing sunglasses)T-shirt: .:..::.:..::.:.

Why do programmers drink so much coffee? 08/07/2013 15:38

Transcription ↓(You get that cup of coffee, feel that delicious smell, drink the perfect combination of flavor and caffeine, and feel you'll have a perfect day!) Programmer: Hmmmm... (But then you remember you're a programmer...) Programmer: Crap!() leia mais

Where's the coffee? 18/01/2013 15:10

Original: Onde fica o café?Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Elison j. */Programmer: Man, this is my first day here... Could you answer me a question?Coworker: Say it...Programmer: Where's the coffee?Coworker: Coffee? Nobody drinks coffee here...Programmer: LET ME OUT!!!--T-shirt: No coffee, no life

Less coffee 01/12/2011 15:27

Transcription ↓Manager: I think you should drink less coffee Programmer: Less coffee implies less productivity Manager: But it can also give you gastritis Programmer: No, it won't, because I already have Manager: Ok. But too much coffee also makes your teeth yellow Programmer: So there's no problem!() leia mais

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