real story;
string sender;
sender = "walterfcarvalho";
Programmer: Hi, are you the IT manager? The database server is running Windows, right?
IT Manager: Yeah...
Programmer: I need to homologate. Tell me, the server is running Windows 2003 or 2008?
IT Manager: Sorry, I really don't know. In 2003 I wasn't working here...
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T-shirt: c:\>

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Vinícius Michelan";
User: The report is completely outdated! It's displaying info from 2 years ago, from march 2013
Programmer: hmmm... The invoice you're using to generate this report is from april 2015?
User: No...
Programmer: What's the invoice date?
User: March 2013...
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T-shirt: Press Alt+F4

A.P.: Geez! It says here that excessive coffee drinking increase the risk of eye damage... Did you see it?
Programmer: No... I saw nothing... (Holding a walking stick and wearing sunglasses)
T-shirt: .:..::.:..::.:.

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Alexandre Torres";
Boss: Our projects are running late. I was wondering and realized how to improve our approach. From now, we won't work with deadlines, but with goals
Programmer: Goals? And what will be the goals?
Boss: The final dates to release the programs
Programmer: Ugh!

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Toddy";
Alonso: The system did not establish connection with database...
Programmer: Let me see the database connection config file.
Alonso: Oh, I deleted that file and I saved the info inside the database to increase security...
Programmer: FACEPALM!
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T-shirt: 17:59

real story;
string sender;
sender = "César Rodrigues";
Boss: The client said the system is broken and it's not working. He said it does nothing.
Programmer: What was he trying to do? Was he registering new customers?
Boss: No.
Programmer: Was it that invoice issue again?
Boss: No. He said he only opened the system and nothing happened.
Programmer: Which button did he press?
Boss: He said none.
Programmer: Let me see: He wasn't registering anyone, neither querying or printing anything. He didn't press any button and the system didn't do anything??
Boss: Yes! That's what he said!
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T-shirt: It's magic

Programmer: Alonso, where's the "Save" button on the form?
Alonso: I took off...
Programmer: What??? And how will it save the information?
Alonso: The user only needs to type down, R, up, L, Y, B
Programmer: Are you crazy??
Alonso: No... I was reading about easter eggs so I put one in the system...
Programmer: FACEPALM!

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Alezio Wanderley";
Manager: We need to hurry up the development in two days. Is it possible to deliver the system tomorrow?
Programmer: No way. It's too much for short time... I can deliver it on the appointed day...
Manager (whispering): Ok, tell me What do you need to deliver it tomorrow, then I can get it to you...
Programmer: I need two more days...
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T-shirt: Stack overflow

string sender;
sender = "Nairon";
Boss: From today you'll be solo at the project, because our customer only have funds to one man/hour
Programmer: So, the deadline will be changed?
Boss: No, it will remain the same. The customer don't wants postponements
Programmer: But to do it on the same time only if I work the twice!
Boss: Great suggestion! You can do this. I will tell the customer about your initiative!
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T-shirt: I ? my boss