real story;
string sender;
sender = "walterfcarvalho";
Programmer: Hi, are you the IT manager? The database server is running Windows, right?
IT Manager: Yeah...
Programmer: I need to homologate. Tell me, the server is running Windows 2003 or 2008?
IT Manager: Sorry, I really don't know. In 2003 I wasn't working here...
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