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And you thought they were just good and innocent cars...PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeTranscription ↓Have you ever realized that the Cars movie is set in the future when driverless cars have already eliminated all the human beings?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Maiúsculas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Victor G."; User: Since you updated the system my computer is writing everything on capital letters!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Hans Vledder"; Boss: How long would it take you to implement a dialer for our customers alarm system in C++? Programmer: Do you have any requirements I can take a look at? Boss: No, but it is simply a dialer, so come on now.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Tiago"; Alonso: Dude, are you good in javascript? I copied an alert code from a tutorial, but it's returning an error... Programmer: Let me see...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mais um desenvolvedor Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Boss: How much time do you need to finish your tasks? Programmer: About 18 hours Boss: Ok. And if I add another developer, could you finish until 12pm?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Agilizando a produção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Manager: I was thinking and I know a way to agile the production... From now on we will develop systems without bugs to avoid wasting time on debugging Programmer: Geez, man!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Lentidão Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Uedson Carlos"; Boss: The users are complaining about the system speed.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Definição de Pronto Transcription ↓/* Definition of Done */ String senders = { "Edson Yanaga", "Bruno Souza" }; Boss: Done? Programmer: It’s done! Just compiling now... Programmer: It’s done! Just need to test! Programmer: It’s done!(…) leia mais