PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo data/texto Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Zeh"; User: I want you to change the date field on the invoice to accept text instead of only dates... Because I want to type extra information, like 2 dates, for example...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Feijão com arroz Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi"; User: So, the system I need is very simple, a piece of cake... So you can to it very cheap, alright? Programmer: Well, what do you mean by "piece of cake"? User: It's simple...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Um botãozinho Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcelo Alexandre"; User: The system is perfect, but it needs just one more thing Programmer: What?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mudança de regras Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "icarovts"; User: Your system still doesn't work according the new rule that we implemented on the company... Programmer: Well, every new rule must be evaluated to be implemented in the system User: DAMN!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Listagem de clientes Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "eu_franco"; Boss: I need a list of all customers registered on the system for tomorrow morning Programmer: Ok Boss: Could you put their name and address in the list?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Reconhecimento facial Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Walter Azevedo"; User: I think I wish a face recognition module on login... Programmer: Wow, wait a while! It's too complex to develop now.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Simplificar a busca Transcription ↓ Boss: The customer wants to take off all those search options. It's heavy and confused... Programmer: Ok.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo projeto Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "André Barreto"; Boss: I have a new project to you, guys... It's for a new customer Programmer: Cool. What do they need? Boss: I don't know yet.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Hans Vledder"; Boss: How long would it take you to implement a dialer for our customers alarm system in C++? Programmer: Do you have any requirements I can take a look at? Boss: No, but it is simply a dialer, so come on now.(…) leia mais