PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: BlacklistTranscription ↓Boss: The customer asked if we have a list of sites to block at work...Programmer: Oh, yes. Wait a minute...Programmer: Alonso, please, just send me your browsing history...
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Network error 23/02/2015 09:45
Original: Erro na redeTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "ZettaBrasil";Trainee: I'm remotely on user's computer because he can't access the system. It might be DNS error...Programmer: Try to turn off and on again the network card...Trainee: Damn! I lost my connection!Programmer: TROLLFACE!
Do you know SQL? 01/07/2014 22:16
Original: Manja de SQL? Transcription ↓string sender; sender = "@osuissa"; Nephew: Man, I'm writing my CV to apply for a job... Could you help me? Programmer: Okay... What did you write? Nephew: I know about computers, I know typing, read emails, frontpage... Programmer: Do you know sql? Nephew: No...(…) leia mais
Open Source 07/12/2011 18:50
Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Maxmiliano Franco Braga */A.P.: Hey man, do you know that form you did?Programmer: Yeah...A.P.: Well, it's crashing on line 12. Could you...Programmer: Okay, you can fix it! It's open source!Original: Open Source
Ads 18/08/2011 13:17
A. P.: Man, I get mad with these ads... Ads should be more honest Programmer: If they were honest, they wouldn't be ads Programmer: Just imagine: "we deliver your system 2 months after deadline", or even "your system with more spaghetti than italy!"... or even worse: "Lowest price for your site, but made using ASP!(…) leia mais