real story;
string sender = "Ana Carolina";
Boss: Did you finish the report?
Programmer girl: Yes, I did. Who will homologate it?
Boss: Life...
Programmer: FACEPALM!
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T-shirt: With or without emotion?

real story;
string sender = "Zeh";
User: I want you to change the date field on the invoice to accept text instead of only dates... Because I want to type extra information, like 2 dates, for example...
Programmer: But why would you use 2 dates if you can receive it only in one?
User: Hmmm... I don't know... But I want it!
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T-shirt: This is my life

real story;
string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi";
User: So, the system I need is very simple, a piece of cake... So you can to it very cheap, alright?
Programmer: Well, what do you mean by "piece of cake"?
User: It's simple... All I need is that the system generates the invoices, the balance, all kinds of tags, financial reports and bank integration... and blah blah blah... Oh, and I want to acess all from my home... Okay?
(Programmer chokes with coffee)
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T-shirt: Did you mean: "A piece of hell"?

real story;
string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi";
Alex: ha ha ha..
Programmer: What's going on?
Alex: Did you ever ask the intern why he wants to be a programmer?
Programmer: No...
(Later)
Intern: I would like to study medicine, but I don't want to live like a doctor, without sleep, always stressed, deal with annoying patients and to be always in dire straits... So I chose I.T.!
Programmer: FACEPALM!
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T-shirt: :D

real story;
string sender = "André Barbosa";
User: I have a revolutionary idea for a website, which will make a lot of money! How much do you charge to develop it?
Programmer: I need more details to estimate the costs...
User: Well, as I still didn't patent it, I can't give you any detail... But how much do you charge?
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T-shirt: Easy... I read your mind

real story;
string sender = "Chavão";
(Friday, near 6PM)
Programmer: The system is almost done. You can generate reports, filter the records...
Programmer: Only that button isn't working yet...
Boss: Cool, let me see if I got it
Boss: If I click on that little button, it generates the report?
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T-shirt: Don't try

real story;
string sender = "@tieresbronzatto";
Boss: How is it going the project B?
Programmer: I'm already finishing it...
Boss: And the project A?
Programmer: It's paused... You asked to prioritize the project B
Boss: I asked to prioritize the project b, but I never took off the priority from project A!
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T-shirt: sudo kill -9 logic

real story;
string sender = "Carlos Ferrari";
User: I need a new field in the report...
Programmer: Okay. No problem.
(Later...)
User: Listen, this is the report from last month and it doesn't have the field that I asked for...
Programmer (turning around): Doc. Brown, I need a ride...
(Doc. Brown smiles)
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T-shirt: time()

real story;
string sender = "Fernando Rodrigo Cardoso";
Boss: The report is inconsistent, you'll have to rewrite it.
Programmer: What's going on?
Boss: When I ask a report without any filter, it shows all records. But if I set a filter, it shows only part of the records...
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T-shirt: Shift + Del

real story;
string sender = "Thamyres Santos";
Boyfriend: Honey, what are you doing?
Programmer lady: Programming...
Boyfriend: How?
Programmer: Well, I'm using a programming language called C# and... <a little explanation of c# for dummies>...
Boyfriend: Oh, nevermind! It's giving me a headache...
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T-shirt: Debian Women logo