real story;
string sender = "Daniel";
Boss: Our site is very slow, could you check what is happening?
Programmer: The internet is down, boss...
Boss: Hmmm... It could be that, right?
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Could be

real story;
string sender = "Rômulo Nóbrega";
(Presentation...)
User: So, the system crashes when I click on that button
Programmer: Okay, I'll see it later on your machine
User: No, as it is already open, click there...
Programmer: It's only an image, not the real system
User: Come on, do you have any problem on clicking it in front of me? Click there and I'll show it to you now!
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T-shirt: I quit!

Programmer: So... Did you go out with gisele?
Alex: We broke up... She thought I was lying to her...
Programmer: Were you?
Alex: No... We went to my home, so now she thinks I have a son and didn't told her... She said that only if I have a child I would have so many "eletronic toys"...
Programmer: Sad...
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T-shirt: I <3 gadgets

real story;
string sender = "ronan";
User: I want you to create a new website for me, because I want to earn a lot of money from it
Programmer: Okay, but what kind of site?
User: Well, you are the specialist... I thought you knew that...
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T-shirt: I have dumb face but high IQ

real story;
string sender = "Ana Carolina";
Boss: Did you finish the report?
Programmer girl: Yes, I did. Who will homologate it?
Boss: Life...
Programmer: FACEPALM!
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T-shirt: With or without emotion?

real story;
string sender = "Zeh";
User: I want you to change the date field on the invoice to accept text instead of only dates... Because I want to type extra information, like 2 dates, for example...
Programmer: But why would you use 2 dates if you can receive it only in one?
User: Hmmm... I don't know... But I want it!
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T-shirt: This is my life

real story;
string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi";
User: So, the system I need is very simple, a piece of cake... So you can to it very cheap, alright?
Programmer: Well, what do you mean by "piece of cake"?
User: It's simple... All I need is that the system generates the invoices, the balance, all kinds of tags, financial reports and bank integration... and blah blah blah... Oh, and I want to acess all from my home... Okay?
(Programmer chokes with coffee)
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T-shirt: Did you mean: "A piece of hell"?

real story;
string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi";
Alex: ha ha ha..
Programmer: What's going on?
Alex: Did you ever ask the intern why he wants to be a programmer?
Programmer: No...
(Later)
Intern: I would like to study medicine, but I don't want to live like a doctor, without sleep, always stressed, deal with annoying patients and to be always in dire straits... So I chose I.T.!
Programmer: FACEPALM!
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T-shirt: :D

real story;
string sender = "André Barbosa";
User: I have a revolutionary idea for a website, which will make a lot of money! How much do you charge to develop it?
Programmer: I need more details to estimate the costs...
User: Well, as I still didn't patent it, I can't give you any detail... But how much do you charge?
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T-shirt: Easy... I read your mind

real story;
string sender = "Chavão";
(Friday, near 6PM)
Programmer: The system is almost done. You can generate reports, filter the records...
Programmer: Only that button isn't working yet...
Boss: Cool, let me see if I got it
Boss: If I click on that little button, it generates the report?
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T-shirt: Don't try