real story;
string sender;
sender = "Diego Pablo";
Programmer: You shouldn't pass a form field value right to the SQL. A hacker could manipulate your query!
Alonso: Oh, but I don't do this! First I put the value on a variable, then the variable goes to the SQL!
Programmer: PLAFT!
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T-shirt: XAVIER INSTITUTE FOR GIFTED PROGRAMMERS

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Rodrigo Ottero;
Boss: How is the development of that phone app?
Programmer: Well, using only one resource, at part-time, I estimate 25 days...
Boss: But why will it take so long?
Programmer: <Detailed Explanation>
Boss: But the cell phone is much smaller than a computer, how could it take longer to develop an app to it??
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T-shirt: I.T. iPhone /home

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Fernando Zambrotta";
Friend: Man, I'm having a lot of troubles with databases at my company. Could you help me?
Programmer: Which database management system are you using?
Friend: Excel!
--
T-shirt: Do you know Google?

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Tadeu Classe";
User: The company logo is not being displayed on the system reports!
Programmer: hmmm... Have you inserted the logo at the system?
User: No, we didn't have a logo yet... But we have a business card. It fits?
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T-shirt: The world might have ended when they promised

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Paulo Ribeiro";
Boss: Well, you estimated 3000 hours to this project, but our client wants it on 30 days!
Programmer: Calculating... 3000 hours, 3 resources, 160 hours/month... Well, 6 months!
Boss: What could we deliver on 30 days?
Programmer: The Marketing team has some nice gifts...
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T-shirt: No idea for this t-shirt

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Douglas";
Boss: Where is the field type_species?
Programmer: You asked to remove it, so it was removed
Boss: Impossible! I would never ask it. This is an important field for all the system...
Programmer: Ok, then I'll put it back
Boss: Well, but I wonder if it's really necessary...
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T-shirt: true false maybe

real story;
string sender;
sender = "bibi";
User: The associated list on our site shows the full list... And it has filter options A | B | C...
User: But when we click on "A", it shows only the names starting with "A"...
Programmer: One minute...
Programmer (showing the phone to all colleagues): It's now on speaker to hear you better... Can you repeat?
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T-shirt: Everybody laughs

/* inspired by many hours without sleep and a brainstorm on twitter */
Boss: Congratulations for your work. It was very good and our client already called twice just to say thanks...
Boss: By the way, that salary increase you asked was already approved...
(At home)
TRIMMMMMMM! (Alarm clock)
Programmer (waking up): Damn!!
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T-shirt: void