real story;
string sender = "Marciel";
Dev: Dude, look this... User opened a ticket and wrote only "the new form is not working". How can I imagine what is happening?
Paul: Jeez... I don't believe... Wait! There's an attached file, still there's hope!
Dev: Wow, I didn't see it...
(The attached file is a Word document, wrote only: "The new form is not working. Att.")
Dev and Paul: PLOP!
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T-shirt: What has been seen can't be unseen

real story;
string sender = "Lucas Caran";
(Talking via chat)
Dev: Paul, do you know the "HA" database password?
Paul: hahahaha
Dev: What's the fun?
Paul: No, it's the password
Dev: What password? If I laugh I will access the database?
Paul: No... The user is "HA" and the password is "hahahaha"!
Dev: PLOP!
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T-shirt: 🤣

(In a coffee shop)
Waitress: Do you want the menu, Mr.?
Dev: Yes, thanks!
(Dev, holding the menu)
Dev: It's nice to have the menu in paper sometimes...
(Dev unfolds the menu and it has only a big qr-code)
Dev: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Modern times

real story;
string sender = "Carlos Eduardo Paulino";
Boss: Hey, Dev. You are taking too long to deliver your tasks!
Dev: Boss, I'm using a very slow computer, it doesn't even has a SSD, it doesn't have memory (it has only some vague memoirs)... It takes too long to compile and even to open the IDE...
Boss: Uh, so be chill... We're implementing agile methods, so you will boost your velocity!
Dev: PLOP! (In slow motion)
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T-shirt: Loading

real story;
A.P.: Hey, man... How are you? I was told about the layoff...
Dev: Yeah... Do you remember when I did that "delete" without "where" 15 years ago?
A.P.: Are you kidding?? Was that the reason??? But we were on another company at that time!!
Dev: No, that's not the reason...
Dev: I would only say that now I know that records' feelings...
A.P.: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Sad Mac

real story;
string sender = "Rodrigo";
Alonso: Our client gave me a pendrive with all info about the requested updates. could we plug those pendrives on the computers here?
Dev: Just scan it before to check if it has any virus...
Alonso: Okay, I scanned it here and looks like it's normal
Dev: Cool.. If you didn't receive any strange message from antivirus...
Alonso: Antivirus?
(Behind Alonso's monitor there is an image scanner)
Dev: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Imagine when I ask to unmount pendrive

real story;
string sender = "Valdevir";
Dev: Boss, I was reviewing the code you asked me and I found the comment:
/* Peter, check with Robson how we're going to do */
Dev: Who is this Robson?
Boss: I don't know. No Robson ever worked here...
Boss: Neither Peter...
Dev: PLOP!
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T-shirt: I see dead pixels

(Many instances of Dev on same room)
Dev: Nothing like a brand new coffee to work!
Dev: So, that idea can make us rich...
Dev: Cool, I have already registered the domain
Dev: What's going on?
Dev: Still crashing, but the solution is on the way!
Dev: Yeah... I'm calling it "fixed with wire 2.0"
Alonso: Dude, I have to confess that not always I understand these comics
Alonso: Is he doing everything fast or is he having hallucinations?
A.P.: Well, the coffee makes him faster, but it can also give him hallucinations
A.P.: Based on the amount of coffee he drinks, I would bet on both things at the same time
--
T-shirt: Powered by caffeine

string sender = "xvs";
Dev: Wow, boss! What a car, huh??
Boss: Yeah... I just got it from the store
Dev: Congrats!
Boss: Thank you! But look, I'm sure that if you devote yourself, work hard and give your best...
Boss: In one year, when the company bonus come out, I can exchange it for a even better car!
Dev: PLOP!
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T-shirt: You know how to motivate

real story;
string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride";
Dev: Alonso, run Visual Studio...
Alonso: Hehehehe!
Dev: Uh? Did I tell something funny?
Alonso: No, but when I hear "Visual Studio" it sounds like a beauty salon...
Dev: PLOP!
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T-shirt: I'm afraid you're right