real story;
string sender = "Robsão";
Colleague: Did you see it? That field doesn't allow letters, only numbers!
Dev: Yeah... It's a numeric field, that's expected
(After several minutes explaining the difference between numeric and text characters...)
Dev: Got it?
Colleague: Hmmm... Yes, but...
Colleague: Why does the text field allow numbers??
Dev: PLOP!
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T-shirt: NaN

real story;
string sender = "DEV Anonimo e cansado";
(Boss passing by the development room and not understanding anything of the conversation)
(Boss in the meeting not understanding anything the devs say)
Boss: You talk only in codes! If everyone is talking in code, I will talk in code too! So, I need you to access the gitlab server
Dev: AWS...
Boss: then upload the deploy to the sprint
Dev: Docker...
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T-shirt: Don't try

(The office of a fictional social network)
Boss: Since I bought this network, I started to charge to increase the reach, I changed the rules some times, I let hate speech happen and the network is still strong, up and running...
Dev: That's because it already has a well established name and brand...
Boss: Great! Let's change it too!
All devs: PLOP!
(A bird thrown by the window)
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T-shirt: Oh, xeet!

real story;
string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride";
Alonso: Dude, I'm trying to print the page 2 from the report, but it doesn't work! I think the printer is broken!
Dev: Great, I "love" printers... Let me see it...
Dev: Oh, I found the bug!
Alonso: Wow, it was fast!
Dev: Yeah... That report has only one page!
Alonso: Hmmmm... Maybe it's why...
--
T-shirt: Printers are evil

real story;
string sender = "Marciel";
Dev: Dude, look this... User opened a ticket and wrote only "the new form is not working". How can I imagine what is happening?
Paul: Jeez... I don't believe... Wait! There's an attached file, still there's hope!
Dev: Wow, I didn't see it...
(The attached file is a Word document, wrote only: "The new form is not working. Att.")
Dev and Paul: PLOP!
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T-shirt: What has been seen can't be unseen

real story;
string sender = "Lucas Caran";
(Talking via chat)
Dev: Paul, do you know the "HA" database password?
Paul: hahahaha
Dev: What's the fun?
Paul: No, it's the password
Dev: What password? If I laugh I will access the database?
Paul: No... The user is "HA" and the password is "hahahaha"!
Dev: PLOP!
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T-shirt: 🤣

(In a coffee shop)
Waitress: Do you want the menu, Mr.?
Dev: Yes, thanks!
(Dev, holding the menu)
Dev: It's nice to have the menu in paper sometimes...
(Dev unfolds the menu and it has only a big qr-code)
Dev: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Modern times

real story;
string sender = "Carlos Eduardo Paulino";
Boss: Hey, Dev. You are taking too long to deliver your tasks!
Dev: Boss, I'm using a very slow computer, it doesn't even has a SSD, it doesn't have memory (it has only some vague memoirs)... It takes too long to compile and even to open the IDE...
Boss: Uh, so be chill... We're implementing agile methods, so you will boost your velocity!
Dev: PLOP! (In slow motion)
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T-shirt: Loading

real story;
A.P.: Hey, man... How are you? I was told about the layoff...
Dev: Yeah... Do you remember when I did that "delete" without "where" 15 years ago?
A.P.: Are you kidding?? Was that the reason??? But we were on another company at that time!!
Dev: No, that's not the reason...
Dev: I would only say that now I know that records' feelings...
A.P.: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Sad Mac

real story;
string sender = "Rodrigo";
Alonso: Our client gave me a pendrive with all info about the requested updates. could we plug those pendrives on the computers here?
Dev: Just scan it before to check if it has any virus...
Alonso: Okay, I scanned it here and looks like it's normal
Dev: Cool.. If you didn't receive any strange message from antivirus...
Alonso: Antivirus?
(Behind Alonso's monitor there is an image scanner)
Dev: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Imagine when I ask to unmount pendrive