(Job interview)
Interviewer: Well, you have a good CV, great technical skills, but, unfortunately, in your Linkedin Profile Picture you're holding a beer. It's very unprofessional and we can't hire you.
Dev: Oh, it's not beer. It's coffee!
(Interviewer looks the picture at laptop again)
Interviewer: Great! Is that what we expect from our devs! Coffee shows professionalism, dedication, focus and commitment with the deadlines... Congratulations, you're in!
(Dev smiles)
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T-shirt: Coffee in, code out