Check with Robson 04/04/2023 11:52

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Original: Verifique com o Robson

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real story;
string sender = "Valdevir";

Dev: Boss, I was reviewing the code you asked me and I found the comment:
/* Peter, check with Robson how we're going to do */
Dev: Who is this Robson?
Boss: I don't know. No Robson ever worked here...
Boss: Neither Peter...
Dev: PLOP!
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Coffee effects 31/03/2023 11:24

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Original: Efeitos do café

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(Many instances of Dev on same room)
Dev: Nothing like a brand new coffee to work!
Dev: So, that idea can make us rich...
Dev: Cool, I have already registered the domain
Dev: What's going on?
Dev: Still crashing, but the solution is on the way!
Dev: Yeah... I'm calling it "fixed with wire 2.0"
Alonso: Dude, I have to confess that not always I understand these comics
Alonso: Is he doing everything fast or is he having hallucinations?
A.P.: Well, the coffee makes him faster, but it can also give him hallucinations
A.P.: Based on the amount of coffee he drinks, I would bet on both things at the same time
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New car 30/03/2023 07:57

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Original: Carrão

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string sender = "xvs";
Dev: Wow, boss! What a car, huh??
Boss: Yeah... I just got it from the store
Dev: Congrats!
Boss: Thank you! But look, I'm sure that if you devote yourself, work hard and give your best...
Boss: In one year, when the company bonus come out, I can exchange it for a even better car!
Dev: PLOP!
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Visual Studio 27/03/2023 11:27

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string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride";

Dev: Alonso, run Visual Studio...
Alonso: Hehehehe!
Dev: Uh? Did I tell something funny?
Alonso: No, but when I hear "Visual Studio" it sounds like a beauty salon...
Dev: PLOP!
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Chrome can't handle it 23/03/2023 17:22

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string sender = "Ricardo";

User (on phone): Hi, Dev! Your system is not working! When I ask for a report, it crashes!
Dev: Wait a minute, I'll see the logs...
Dev: Wow! I'm seeing here that you asked to show in screen a report with all the company transactions! It generated a file with several gigabytes! Chrome can't even load this!
User: Oh, you're right! I'll do it on Firefox!
Dev: PLOP!
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Sunglasses 14/03/2023 15:15

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string sender = "Sidnei";
Dev: Wow... Why are you using sunglasses here?
Dev 2: I'm using it to code...
Dev: Why? How could it help you to code?
Dev 2: The IDE I'm using doesn't have a dark mode!
Dev: PLOP!
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12 years 28/02/2023 08:15


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A.P.: Dude, 12 years of web comics! It's a shame that it doesn't have the same publish rhythm as it was in the beginning...
Dev: Oh, be chill, we have solved it!
A.P.: Really? How??
Dev: As the author does not have the same free time as before, now we will use ChatGPT to create the comic scripts, using A.I.
Dev: Then we give those scripts to another A.I. to draw it, like Stable Diffusion, but some who doesn't draw very well, so no one will see the difference...
A.P.: Awesome!
A.P.: But wait! Will you do it or are you already doing it?
Dev: Well... I don't know... Does it really matters?
A.P.: Sure! It does all the difference! If this comic is already created by an A.I. and in it we say we will ask the A.I. to create a new comic, we could be creating an infinite recursion hole, without a stop condition!
A.P.: At the best cenario, we could only make The A.I. get lost in some kind of "Inception". At the worst case, we could create a paradox, like those on "Back to the future", and it could destroy the universe!
Dev: Do you really think it's the worst?
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Boomer 24/02/2023 09:50

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(It's dark outside)
Dev: Wow, it's night already! I didn't noticed it...
Alonso: Boomer!
Dev: Why "Boomer"?
Alonso: You don't say "night" anymore, it's "Dark Mode"!
Dev: PLOP!
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Reload 06/01/2023 14:00

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string sender = "Denilson";

Dev: Dude, look this... Recently I published a chrome extension. Basically, it reloads the page in some interval...
A.P.: Cool!
Dev: But look this comment at the store
Comment: "...I'm wondering if this extension reloads the page even when the computer is in sleep mode? like if i close my laptop will it continue refreshing the tab?"
A.P.: PLOP!
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I can't restart windows 14/12/2022 13:22

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string sender = "xvs950";

Alonso: Weird... I can't restart windows...
Dev: Let me see... Oh, you have to save this document first!
Alonso: Uh, it still not working... I will press the restart button... (...) Jeeeezz! It restarted, but I lose the document!
Dev: Didn't you save it?
Alonso: No, I only moved it to the other screen. I thought the other screen would not restart...
Dev: PLOP!
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