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Strong colors 12/01/2017 14:23

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Original: Cores fortes

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real story; string sender = "Kassi";
User: I want you change the colors of the software
Programmer: Alright, what colors do you want?
User: Strong colors, vibrating ones...
Programmer: But you have to choose them
User: I don't know what colors are disponible...
(Programmer chokes with coffee)
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T-shirt: Extreme ToDo List

Responsible 02/12/2016 14:41

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Original: Responsáveis

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real story; string sender = "Hudson Moreira";
Alex: So, let's do lunch?
Programmer: Man... We can't leave this code this way... They will think we're lazy...
Alex: Write a comment: /* We know it's still not good, but we will improve it */
Programmer: Still lazy...
ALex: Lazy, but responsible!
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: /* TODO: To think on a cool phrase to the t-shirt */

Why didn't I think of that 30/11/2016 16:01

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Original: Por que não pensei nisso antes?

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real story; string sender = "Andrei Izidro";
Programmer: Boss, what do you think about automatize the updates of payment statuses? We would save a lot of time
Boss: No, no... We can't waste time updating those payment statuses... So I thought you should create a routine to update those statuses automatically
Programmer: FACEPALM!
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T-shirt: You don't say?

Is the server on? 29/11/2016 16:52

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Original: O servidor está ligado?

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real story; User (on phone): Your system is not working on any machine here... Programmer: Is the server on? User: Yes. Programmer: Okay, I'll be there soon to see it... (on server's room) User: Did you see? The server is on, but the system is not working anywhere... Programmer: The server is off. That light is from your no-break! -- T-shirt: I would have to stand up to get more coffee anyway


							
								
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							I had no time
                                28/11/2016 15:47
                                
                            
                                
                                
                                    
                                    
                                
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Original: Não tive tempo
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string sender = "@diego_rsilva";

Wife: Honey, did you search in the internet that thing I asked you earlier today?

Programmer: No, sorry, I had no time. I had a lot of things to do...

Wife: A lot of things? But you spent all day in front of the computer...

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T-shirt: Lambda calculus


							
							
								
									tags: real, wife, time
								
							
						

                        
							It worked yesterday
                                24/11/2016 19:16
                                
                            
                                
                                
                                    
                                    
                                
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Original: Ontem funcionava
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real story;

string sender = "william";

Boss: The customer called and told that the feature "X" stop working, and yesterday it was working well. Check the server and the databases and blah blah blah...

(later...)

Programmer: I checked and it's really not working. And it's the same on every server, even on our test version. Are you sure that it was working yesterday?

Boss: I don't know.

Programmer: PLOP!

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T-shirt: Never believe the user


							
							
								
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							Optimized procedure
                                22/11/2016 13:58
                                
                            
                                
                                
                                    
                                    
                                
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Original: Fast & Fatal
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real story;

string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride";

Programmer: Alonso, you need to optimize that procedure. It takes too long to execute...

Alonso: Okay...

(30 min later...)

Alonso: I did it...

Programmer: Oh, let me see... Geez! How fast! How did you do it?

Alonso: I just commented 3 updates and it got fast...

Programmer: PLOP!

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T-shirt: Fast & Fatal


							
							
								
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							Is it clear?
                                21/11/2016 10:17
                                
                            
                                
                                
                                    
                                    
                                
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Original: Está claro?
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real story;

string sender = "von_e";

Boss: So, I already scheduled with the client the installation for tomorrow...

(Programmer chokes with coffee)

Programmer: Tomorrow??? What? How? Why? Nobody told us! No email, no call, nothing! It has to be clear to us at development before...

Boss: Well, it's quite clear on my head. If it's unclear to you...

Programmer: PLOP!

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T-shirt: As clear as a Vogon


							
							
								
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							Integration table
                                03/11/2016 16:30
                                
                            
                                
                                
                                    
                                    
                                
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Original: Tabela de integração
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real story;

string sender = "Eduardo";

Alonso: Ready! I finished the integration table from user's database to our database...

(Later...)

Programmer: Alonso, why didn't you store our database ID in the integration table?

Alonso: Well, no one told me the user wants that thing...

Programmer: PLOP!

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T-shirt: AlonSQL Error


							
							
								
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							Hallowindows!!
                                31/10/2016 16:08
                                
                            
                                
                                
                                    
                                    
                                
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Scared?
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Hallowindows!

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

(Jason's mask, with BSOD)


							
							
								
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