Turbo!

real story;
string sender = "Leonardo Chaves Cavalcante";
Boss: The users are complaining about the slowing on file processing.
Programmer: Man, here's the problem: the system is retrieving all database in each processed line...
Boss: Wait! If you just solve it, we will be admitting the error! Instead, you may create a new button "Turbo Processing", which calls the right way to process the files!
(Some days later...)
User: Wow! congratulations to your team! That new Turbo Processing is amazing!
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T-shirt: It's Turbo Time!