Do you ever have one of those days when you keep staring at the screen and nothing appears?

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Asdrubal";
User: Is the system down?
Programmer: Yes. I'm working on it, but I don't have an estimate when it will be back up
User: Okay, but is there an estimate of when you will have an estimate?
(Another phone in the wall)
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T-shirt: I don't know if it will be done before or after I kill you

You're bitten by a radioactive spider
Fiction: You get super powers (Spiderman)
Reality: You die of cancer
You're struck by a lightning
Fiction: You get super powers (Flash)
Reality: You die (not always)
You type some weird character sequence
Fiction: You get super powers (Freakazoid!)
Reality: iOS crash!
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T-shirt: ?????? ??? ? ??? ? ??? ? ??????? ??? ?

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Saulo Vieira";
Programmer: Hey man, do you know jQuery?
Jimmy: Sure, I know it...
Programmer: Okay, and how good are you developing with jQuery?
Jimmy: Well, not so good... Actually, I have always prefered Dreamweaver...
Programmer: TURBOMEGAPLOP!
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T-shirt: The paranauê is strong with this one!

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Rafael Monico";
Asdrubal: Alonsina, I sent an email to that I.T. company, so please contact them and tell them that I've sent that email.
Alonsina: Okay.
Programmer's Mailbox:
From: Subject: Date:
secretary@asdrubalcorp Notice 11:33
ceo@asdrubalcorp Problem 11:21
The email:
Subject: Notice
Hi there, I'm getting in contact with you to tell you that my boss, Mr. Asdrubal, has sent you an email.
Programmer: PLOP!

A.P.: Man, did you see it... Two MIT students made a device that shocks people who spend too much time on facebook...
Programmer: Oh, I saw it... By the way...
A scream from outside: OOOOUUUUCH!!!!
Alonso (getting in): Hey, I think something's wrong with my computer...
Programmer: Hmmm... Maybe 220 was too much...
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T-shirt: IT WORKS!

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride";
Programmer: Geez, I found the problem. The session expires when the user logs in, because the redirect code is commented...
Jimmy: Man! Let me see who the genius is that signed off that commit...
(Opens a list of commits where only the name "Jimmy" appears)
Jimmy: Uh, nevermind... Just remove that comment...
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Did you get the hint?

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Daniel Carlos";
User: The system is displaying a message saying that we need to put in the forms first...
Programmer: Okay, do you have the forms?
User: Yes. They're here in my hand!
Programmer: And have you entered them into the system?
User: Uh, but why does it need them? The forms are here in my hand!
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T-shirt: That system doesn't do hand-reading

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride";
Boss (on the phone): Hi, it's the boss. I will get in late, so I jotted down what I want you to do in the meantime...
Programmer: Yeah, go ahead ...
<silence>
Boss: Look, I'll call you back in a bit... I just can't understand what I wrote...
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: It's okay, I never understand what you really want

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Thiago";
Programmer: Boss, can I get a user to do some testing for us?
Boss: Yes, but first we need to make sure that the system is working 100%.
Programmer: IF THE SYSTEM WAS WORKING 100%, THEN WHY WOULD I NEED TESTING?? (And the programmer attacks his boss with a chainsaw)
(Note: the last frame is wrapped in clouds)
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T-shirt: Could you help me test my weapons?