You're bitten by a radioactive spider
Fiction: You get super powers (Spiderman)
Reality: You die of cancer
You're struck by a lightning
Fiction: You get super powers (Flash)
Reality: You die (not always)
You type some weird character sequence
Fiction: You get super powers (Freakazoid!)
Reality: iOS crash!
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