You might have super powers
(Flash picture)
You might have great ability
(Arrow picture)
You might be a super being from another planet
(Clark/Smallville and Supergirl pictures)
But without your hacker...
(Pictures of Cisco/Felicity/Chloe/Winn)
You would be seated and watching batman do all the job
(Batman picture)
Value your hacker!

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Robson Oliveira";
(Alonso talking to a partner)
Partner: Which operating system are you using?
Alonso: Which operating system? Wait a minute...
(Alonso turns to the Programmer)
Alonso: Which operating system am I using?
Programmer: PLOP!
--
T-shirt: I don't know, but it crashes

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Cyber Alex";
Programmer: So, this is how your site looks after we apply the new layout...
User: No, you have to change this! It doesn't have any red in our company, so it can't have anything red on the site
Programmer: What?? It doesn't have anything red on this site!
User: Yeah? And that red button with an "x" at top? Why can't you change to blue?
Programmer: PLOP!
--
T-shirt: That's a good story for a comic

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Eduardo Nicioli";
Programmer: Hi, we're waiting a call from a customer. Nobody called yet?
Secretary: No, just one call till now, but it was a mistaken... They were looking for some guy called webmaster...
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: It had to be Alonso... oh, wait!

real story;
string sender;
sender = "André Lana";
Alonso: I still can't reproduce here the user's error...
Programmer: Ok, so we'll have to debug it on customer's office...
(A little later...)
Alonso: Ready, I took everything. Are we going now?
Programmer: PLOP!
--
T-shirt: I wonder if you were working with mainframes

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Luan";
Wife: Honey, I want a place to keep my files safe. I'm afraid to keep them on an external drive and it breaks...
Programmer: So, put them in the cloud...
Wife: The cloud?
Programmer: Yeah, in the internet...
Wife: Is there a cloud in the internet?
Programmer: PLOP!
--
T-shirt: ?

Programmers are always confused between Halloween and Christmas
Because 31OCT = 25DEC

(Working on-site from a client's office)
User came in with Programmer's Boss: Did you see it? I told you... He stays all day playing that game...
Boss: Oh, it's ok. That "game" he is allowed to "play". It's in that "game" that he writes your software...
--
T-shirt: CSS is not CS

Once my boss came in and told me that I must make the cookies the right way.
I said I couldn't, because I don't know how to cook.
We laugh a lot.
I got fired.
--
T-shirt: It's stronger than me...

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Antonio";
User: Hi, remember me? You wrote an inventory control system years ago... It's saying "vb6 error 61 disk full", do you know what is it?
Programmer: Well, I can check it at home... But you may delete all the porn on your server that it may work... (Clown nose)
(Minutes later...)
User: It worked, thanks! Good to know I can count on you even after so many years...
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: People take me serious only when i'm joking...