real story;
string sender;
sender = "Antonio";
User: Hi, remember me? You wrote an inventory control system years ago... It's saying "vb6 error 61 disk full", do you know what is it?
Programmer: Well, I can check it at home... But you may delete all the porn on your server that it may work... (Clown nose)
(Minutes later...)
User: It worked, thanks! Good to know I can count on you even after so many years...
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: People take me serious only when i'm joking...