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Programmer: DBA? I need a new column in the `workaround` table please.
DBA: Okay! What’s this column for?
Programmer: It will store the URL that the user typed in the browser.
DBA: Hmm… Okay, but what’s an URL?
Programmer:
DBA: Uh, okay. But what a browser?
Programmer:
DBA: Okay, but do you really need this column?
Programmer: NO! I’M ASKING FOR YOU TO CREATE IT, BUT I’LL NEVER USE IT!!