Original: 70%Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Raphael Matori";Boss: I need to show the site to our client. How are its progress?Programmer: It's 70% done... I'll up it to the server so you can see it...(A few later...)Boss: There's a button which is not working...--T-shirt: Don't panic

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by bruno */ Boss: That form you made on site isn't working... Programmer: Wait a minute... I'll fix it... Programmer: And... It's done. Boss: Alright, I'll see it... Hours later... Boss: Weird... When you told me that it's done, that form wasn't working yet...(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Ian Magalhães */Wife: Wow! Did you create this site?Programmer: Yeah!Wife: And what's that logo at the bottom?Programmer: It's designer's logoWife: So, who created the site, He or you?Programmer: I programmed... He did the layout!Wife: So, he created...Original: Você que fez?