National Coffee Day

A.P.: Dude, what's going on today?? We never had so many problems and so many calls on tech support...
Programmer: Today is the National Coffee Day...
A.P.: So... ?
Programmer: So Jimmy gave coffee to Alonso, to celebrate the day...
A.P.: So... ?
Programmer: So Alonso got fast! He never did so much mess so fast...
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T-shirt: Coffee day = date();