Friend (on the phone): Hey dude, aren't you working today?Programmer: No! Thank God it's holiday!Friend: And what you gonna do to enjoy this holiday?Programmer: I don't know. I think I'll just finish some programs here...Original: Feriado

Friend: Dude, they told me you are a programmer, right?Programmer: YeahFriend: That's great! 'cause my printer is not working...Programmer: Man, which part of 'programmer' have you missed?Original: Você é programador?