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string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride";
Programmer: Alonso, you need to optimize that procedure. It takes too long to execute...
Alonso: Okay...
(30 min later...)
Alonso: I did it...
Programmer: Oh, let me see... Geez! How fast! How did you do it?
Alonso: I just commented 3 updates and it got fast...
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Fast & Fatal