Biometrics

real story;
string sender = "Danielle Arruda";
(about 10 years ago...)
Dev (a woman presenting the system): So, in this version we implemented biometrics, where each employee will be identified by their fingerprint...
Dev: This will make access easier for everyone...
User: Interesting... But...
User: Couldn’t we also use DNA?
(Dev spits out their coffee)
(Note at the end: In a few years, this comic won’t even be funny anymore...)
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