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Coworker: "Programming is the best thing you can do dressed"
Coworker: "The advantage of being a programmer is that not even a beach can prevent you from working"
Coworker: "I program, you program, he/she programs, we program, you program, and they sell the program and keep my money"
Coworker: "My coworker read out loud everything I write on twitter. It seems like he's wanting to share with me what I'm saying"