Total equality

(Meeting)
Boss: Today is the International Women's Day and I'm very proud to announce that, from today, our company has a total equality policy among everyone!
Cheerings: Yeeeyy! Nice! Great decision!
Boss: Therefore, from now, every man in our company wil have their incomes reduced by 25%!
Men: WHAT???
Boss: Also, they will receive some harassment or dirty talk from our board members...
Men: AHN???
Boss: And that's not all. After work the man will have to wash their dishes, take care of home work and the children. They will also wash their own clothes and will be judged by their appearance at work...
Boss: And they will be insecure to walk in the street, get an uber or to stay at some closed place with another person...
Programmer: Wait, Boss... I think that may exist a better way to reach equality...
Boss: Don't you think that if it would exist, they would have tested it already?
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Camiseta: Respect women