real story;
string sender;
sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride";
Boss (on the phone): Hi, it's the boss. I will get in late, so I jotted down what I want you to do in the meantime...
Programmer: Yeah, go ahead ...
<silence>
Boss: Look, I'll call you back in a bit... I just can't understand what I wrote...
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: It's okay, I never understand what you really want