Transcription ↓/* True story sent by jeandro */ Programmer: Man, did you see that it crashes when you type letters instead of numbers in that field you created? Jack: Yeah, it crashes Programmer: Alright, so you just need to validate the field Jack: The field asks for numbers. The user obviously wont type letters.(…) leia mais
Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Edmilson Felix */ Programmer: DBA? I need a new column in the `workaround` table please. DBA: Okay! Whats this column for? Programmer: It will store the URL that the user typed in the browser. DBA: Hmm Okay, but whats an URL? Programmer: DBA: Uh, okay. But what a browser?(…) leia mais
Transcription ↓/* True stories sent by berdam, @PensamentoOgro and João Soares */ Manager: Could you get me a report about the items that arent in the system? Programmer: Ohhhhhhh God! Boss: I think Ive got a presentation on my laptop but I dont know when I created it. I need you find it. I will present it this afternoon.(…) leia mais
Boss: Hey, Im worried about this satellite thing I need a program that will calculate where it will fall Programmer: Ok. I can deliver it by Monday.Boss: But it will fall before Monday!Programmer: Exactly! The program will be 100% accurate!
Transcription ↓Programmer: Hey, man! What did you do to the database? Jack: Nothing... Only an update for a client who asked to change the role of an user Programmer: Uh... And by chance did you change his level to 4? Jack: That's right. Did you see that in the logs? Programmer: No! You forgot the WHERE on UPDATE!!!(…) leia mais
Friend: Where do you work?Programmer: On TVFriend: And what do you do there?Programmer: Programs... I'm a programmerFriend: Cool! What time your program is broadcasted?Original: Trabalho na TV
Uncle: So, my nephew, you're graduated now, right?Programmer: YepUncle: So now you can make a little system to my snack barProgrammer: Well, we may...Uncle: Great! I'll catch you at 1PM. Because I want to use it at 3PMProgrammer: Oh, wait! We're talking about a system or a cheeseburger?Original: "Sisteminha" para lanchonete
Coworker: "Programming is the best thing you can do dressed" Coworker: "The advantage of being a programmer is that not even a beach can prevent you from working" Coworker: "I program, you program, he/she programs, we program, you program, and they sell the program and keep my money" Coworker: "My coworker read out loud everything I write(…) leia mais
Alex: Man, I'll never understand the womenProgrammer: Nobody will... But why are you saying this?Alex: My wife asked me to go to the market and said: "Bring 6 eggs. If there are potatoes, bring 9." There were potatoes. But she got mad when I arrived only with the 9 eggs...Programmer: Go figure...Original: Lógica de Programação
Boss: Our company is merging with Mr. Carey's company, so he came to know how we do work Mr. Carey: Do you program in... Programmer: Java Mr. Carey: But... To be productive using java, the programmers need to be good Programmer: True. But tell me... In which language bad programmers can be productive?(…) leia mais