Transcription ↓/* True story sent by bruno */ Boss: That form you made on site isn't working... Programmer: Wait a minute... I'll fix it... Programmer: And... It's done. Boss: Alright, I'll see it... Hours later... Boss: Weird... When you told me that it's done, that form wasn't working yet...(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Ian Magalhães */Wife: Wow! Did you create this site?Programmer: Yeah!Wife: And what's that logo at the bottom?Programmer: It's designer's logoWife: So, who created the site, He or you?Programmer: I programmed... He did the layout!Wife: So, he created...Original: Você que fez?

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Marcos Henrique */Boss: What are you doing?Programmer: Programming...Boss: Great! come here and help me move a cabinetProgrammer: There's no one else to help you?Boss: No, everyone else is working!Original: O que você está fazendo?

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Maxmiliano Franco Braga */A.P.: Hey man, do you know that form you did?Programmer: Yeah...A.P.: Well, it's crashing on line 12. Could you...Programmer: Okay, you can fix it! It's open source!Original: Open Source

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Uilson */ Boss: We need better equipment 2 days later... Boss: We have to modernize our equipment 1 month later... Boss: We can't go on with these equipment... 2 years later... Boss: We need better equipment... I've been saying it for the last two years... Get on it!(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓Client: I need a software to calculate the numbers of lottery Programmer: Oh, but it's impossible! Client: No, it isn't! I have all the idea on my mind. Programmer: Do you know the probability? Client: Oh, yeah. I have some formulas on my mind... It's very simple...(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓Manager: I think you should drink less coffee Programmer: Less coffee implies less productivity Manager: But it can also give you gastritis Programmer: No, it won't, because I already have Manager: Ok. But too much coffee also makes your teeth yellow Programmer: So there's no problem!(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓Programmer: Hey man, do you think it's possible that evolution theory and intelligent design be both true, at the same time? A.P.: I don't know... Why?(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓/* true story sent by Rafael Toscano */ Boss: Alonso, what are you doing? Alonso (on Facebook): It's compiling... 15 min later... Boss: And now, what are you doing Alonso (still on facebook): I just work on an interface, but now i'm compiling...(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓Alonso: It's curious how many guys from our area are married with psychologists. I wonder why...Programmer: No!! No!! No!! It's a string, you stupid machine who doesn't even makes coffee!A.P.: Do I need to answer?Programmer: Sorry... I should not yell at youOriginal: Casamento perfeito