PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Wender Fernandes"; Boss: The system report is not good enough. Can you make the title more prominent? Programmer: More prominent? Only if I print it blinking! Boss: Is it hard to do? Programmer: PLOP!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novos(?) requisitos Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kumar Sudhanshu"; Boss: Our client has new requirements: they want to move to cloud, revamp UI, responsive design... Programmer: Cool!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Turbo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Leonardo Chaves Cavalcante"; Boss: The users are complaining about the slowing on file processing. Programmer: Man, here's the problem: the system is retrieving all database in each processed line... Boss: Wait!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O algoritmo Transcription ↓(Team meeting) Boss: From now on everyone in our team will have to engage in creating online content, in order to maintain the algorithm always fed...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Por que não pensei nisso antes? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Andrei Izidro"; Programmer: Boss, what do you think about automatize the updates of payment statuses? We would save a lot of time Boss: No, no...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ontem funcionava Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "william"; Boss: The customer called and told that the feature "X" stop working, and yesterday it was working well. Check the server and the databases and blah blah blah... (later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Está claro? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "von_e"; Boss: So, I already scheduled with the client the installation for tomorrow... (Programmer chokes with coffee) Programmer: Tomorrow??? What? How? Why? Nobody told us! No email, no call, nothing!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: O site está demorando para carregarTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "Daniel";Boss: Our site is very slow, could you check what is happening?Programmer: The internet is down, boss...Boss: Hmmm... It could be that, right?Programmer: PLOP!--T-shirt: Could be

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: Seleção naturalTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "Ana Carolina";Boss: Did you finish the report?Programmer girl: Yes, I did. Who will homologate it?Boss: Life...Programmer: FACEPALM!--T-shirt: With or without emotion?

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: E esse botão? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Chavão"; (Friday, near 6PM) Programmer: The system is almost done. You can generate reports, filter the records... Programmer: Only that button isn't working yet...(…) leia mais