PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Métodos ágeis Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Eduardo Paulino"; Boss: Hey, Dev. You are taking too long to deliver your tasks!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Verifique com o Robson Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Valdevir"; Dev: Boss, I was reviewing the code you asked me and I found the comment: /* Peter, check with Robson how we're going to do */ Dev: Who is this Robson? Boss: I don't know.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Original: Carrão Transcription ↓string sender = "xvs"; Dev: Wow, boss! What a car, huh?? Boss: Yeah... I just got it from the store Dev: Congrats! Boss: Thank you! But look, I'm sure that if you devote yourself, work hard and give your best...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Andre Vicente Neves"; Boss: Dev, did you delivered the new version to the qa team to test it?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@computeiro"; Boss: Did you make those important updates we talk last week? Dev: Those updates that I said they were irrelevant? Boss: I don't remember the details, but I know that you had to do it...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓(Meeting) Boss: Today is the International Women's Day and I'm very proud to announce that, from today, our company has a total equality policy among everyone! Cheerings: Yeeeyy! Nice! Great decision!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Guilherme Carvalho"; Programmer: Boss, we can't remote update the user's software 'cause they're having some Internet issues... Boss: Well... Do you know how to solve these "Internet issues"?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Wender Fernandes"; Boss: The system report is not good enough. Can you make the title more prominent? Programmer: More prominent? Only if I print it blinking! Boss: Is it hard to do? Programmer: PLOP!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novos(?) requisitos Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kumar Sudhanshu"; Boss: Our client has new requirements: they want to move to cloud, revamp UI, responsive design... Programmer: Cool!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Turbo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Leonardo Chaves Cavalcante"; Boss: The users are complaining about the slowing on file processing. Programmer: Man, here's the problem: the system is retrieving all database in each processed line... Boss: Wait!(…) leia mais