Artigos marcados com a tag boss
Inconsistent report 19/09/2016 20:59
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no relatório Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fernando Rodrigo Cardoso"; Boss: The report is inconsistent, you'll have to rewrite it. Programmer: What's going on? Boss: When I ask a report without any filter, it shows all records.(…) leia mais
Jedi Programmer 24/08/2016 14:30
Web development 16/08/2016 02:43
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Sistema para web Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@notsodeep"; Boss: Finally, after 8 months of development, the system is what we expected. Now I need you to turn it accessible online Programmer: What?? But it wasn't designed this way.(…) leia mais
Prevision 15/08/2016 16:03
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Previsão Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Canez"; Boss: Do you have an estimate of when will you finish the project? Programmer: I'll finish it till the end of next week Boss: Ok, so pause this project and work on another project that is more urgent.(…) leia mais
Postgraduate classes 12/08/2016 17:11
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Aula da pós Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Canez"; Programmer: No, I can't work tuesday night... Boss: Why can't you? Programmer: I have postgraduate classes on tuesday Boss: Are you taking postgraduate classes?(…) leia mais
How much time 09/08/2016 05:12
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Em quanto tempo? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Rui Santos"; Boss: How much time do you need to deliver that system? Programmer: At least 4 months Boss: I need you do it in 2... Programmer: Great! So you already know that it will be 2 months delayed...(…) leia mais
The client list 05/08/2016 14:51
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Listagem de clientes Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "eu_franco"; Boss: I need a list of all customers registered on the system for tomorrow morning Programmer: Ok Boss: Could you put their name and address in the list?(…) leia mais
Obfuscated code 01/08/2016 03:56
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Código ofuscado Transcription ↓string sender = "Gustavo"; Boss: We need to buy a software to obfuscate the source code Programmer: No, we don't need... Boss: What? Why not? Programmer: Our intern already writes obfuscated code...(…) leia mais
Visibility 28/07/2016 16:00
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Visibilidade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Dewes"; Boss: Who can see the messages in that forum you've installed here? Programmer: Everyone... Boss: Ok, but who? The users? Programmer: Uh, yes... Boss: But they can see only if they access it, right?(…) leia mais