PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Qual sistema operacional? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Robson Oliveira"; (Alonso talking to a partner) Partner: Which operating system are you using? Alonso: Which operating system? Wait a minute...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Reproduzindo o erro Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "André Lana"; Alonso: I still can't reproduce here the user's error... Programmer: Ok, so we'll have to debug it on customer's office... (A little later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Alterar senha Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Diego Hellas"; Programmer: After log in, type: set password = password('newpass'); Programmer: Did it work? Alonso: Yeah... But now my password is "newpass"... How can I change it?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Dia Nacional do Café Transcription ↓A.P.: Dude, what's going on today?? We never had so many problems and so many calls on tech support... Programmer: Today is the National Coffee Day... A.P.: So... ?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: BlacklistTranscription ↓Boss: The customer asked if we have a list of sites to block at work...Programmer: Oh, yes. Wait a minute...Programmer: Alonso, please, just send me your browsing history...

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Tiago"; Alonso: Dude, are you good in javascript? I copied an alert code from a tutorial, but it's returning an error... Programmer: Let me see...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Apagaram os dados Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Mauro"; Alonso: Someone updated the tasks table. WE'VE LOST EVERYTHING! Programmer: What? Alonso: That table has now only one column and all the records were replaced by the 8 number!(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeI met the "Alonso" of that story:Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Paiva";Boss: So you will work online on those projects. The server is already in the cloud...(Alonso looking up to the clouds)--T-shirt: Jean cloud van damme

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Arquivo de configuração Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Toddy"; Alonso: The system did not establish connection with database... Programmer: Let me see the database connection config file.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ovos de Páscoa Transcription ↓Programmer: Alonso, where's the "Save" button on the form? Alonso: I took off... Programmer: What??? And how will it save the information? Alonso: The user only needs to type down, R, up, L, Y, B Programmer: Are you crazy??(…) leia mais