PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não funciona no servidor Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Adriano Dias"; Alonso: Dude, the files I uploaded to server aren't working yet... Programmer: Are you sure you have uploaded all needed files from your computer?(…) leia mais

Original: Injection Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Diego Pablo"; Programmer: You shouldn't pass a form field value right to the SQL. A hacker could manipulate your query! Alonso: Oh, but I don't do this! First I put the value on a variable, then the variable goes to the SQL! Programmer: PLAFT!(…) leia mais

Original: Exceção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Macoto Jr"; Alonso: Man, the form is saying it was successfully saved, but it's not stored on database... Programmer: Let me see...(…) leia mais

Original: Comparando BDs Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Suellen Colangelo"; Programmer: Dude, did you do something with the customers' databases? Alonso: Oh, yeah... I found a nice program to manage and compare databases... Programmer: And... ?(…) leia mais

Did you read about it? Original: Facebook de Pavlov Transcription ↓A.P.: Man, did you see it... Two MIT students made a device that shocks people who spend too much time on facebook... Programmer: Oh, I saw it... By the way... A scream from outside: OOOOUUUUCH!!!!(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Tiago Cipriano";Programmer: Hey, Alonso, I need to use your application. What's the password?Alonso: There isn’t one...Programmer: ok.Alonso: You just click the enter button, 'cause it's free software...Programmer: FACEPALM!--T-shirt: Free and promiscuous