PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Vitor Amaral de Melo"; Dev: Alonso, get the form I sent you and write a validator to check the year the user type to not allow a wrong year! Alonso: Ok! (A time later...) Code: if ($row_year[0] !(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓string sender = "rodrigo"; Alonso: Man, how can I know if I'm junior, mid-level or senior? Developer: Oh, it's simple... Developer: If other people get mad with your work, you're junior. If no one gets mad, you're mid-level.(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: The Developer's Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo Franzoni"; Programmer: Alonso, did you request the merge of that feature? Alonso: oh, yes! Alonso: By the way, could you do me a favor? Programmer: What? Alonso: Could you explain to me what does this update I just wrote?(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coluna Logo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "marlon de frança xavier"; Programmer: Alonso, who did create the products table? Alonso: Me... Programmer: Why does it has a column named "right" storing the products' barcodes? Alonso: The boss asked for...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: ls -l Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "leonidas kirotawa"; Alonso: You know about Linux, right? How can I list the files in terminal? Programmer: Type "ls -l" Alonso: No, it's not right... "Command not found" Programmer: It can't be, It's native...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fast & Fatal Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Programmer: Alonso, you need to optimize that procedure. It takes too long to execute... Alonso: Okay... (30 min later...) Alonso: I did it... Programmer: Oh, let me see... Geez! How fast!(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tabela de integração Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo"; Alonso: Ready! I finished the integration table from user's database to our database... (Later...) Programmer: Alonso, why didn't you store our database ID in the integration table?(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Código ofuscado Transcription ↓string sender = "Gustavo"; Boss: We need to buy a software to obfuscate the source code Programmer: No, we don't need... Boss: What? Why not? Programmer: Our intern already writes obfuscated code...(…) leia mais
PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tira o if Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcos Jahn"; Alonso: There's an error here when I try to store the records...