real story;
string sender = "Proactive Programmer";
Boss: Dev, congratulations! Thanks to your initiative in caching the bank account queries, we have extra money in the budget this year!
Dev: Wow, thank you!
Boss: We might even be able to buy a new access control system
(6 months later...)
Boss: Dev, according to the data from the system, you’ve never entered before 10:30...
Dev: Oh, that’s because I...
Boss: Because of this, we’re going to have to let you go...
Dev: PLOP!
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