real story;
string sender = "Geraldi";
Dev: Hey, Guys! I'll deploy a new version, anyone still want to commit something?
A.P.: No, already did it
Alonso: I would, but it's still missing something
Dev: What is it?
Alonso: It just has to work
Dev and A.P.: PLOP!
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