real story;
string sender = "Guilherme";
Dev: So, Alonso, we have to develop the updates from our local system. Please, make a new branch on git, while I finish some features on the other project...
Alonso: Alright!
(More than 3 hours later...)
Dev: Wow, dude... I almost forgot... Did you create that new branch?
Alonso: It got a little abstract to me... So, I was going to ask... What is a branch?
Dev: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Venha provar meu branch (untranslated because it's a brazilian music)